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The Comic Nerd Anthem

from #2 by Feildmouse

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if you know every lantern oath written by heart
you're a comic nerd, a comic nerd
if you can recognize Jim Lee by his art
you're a comic nerd, a comic nerd

if the best Joss Whedon story you've ever read
is the story you found in Astonishing X-Men
if you want all your friends to really believe
that you understood Batman R.I.P.
you're a coooooomiiiiiic NERD!

if you think Tommy Lee Jones was a horrible Two Face
you're a comic nerd, a comic nerd
if you only place bets on a Superman/Flash race
you're a comic nerd, a comic nerd

if you think Mark Hamill was the best Joker ever
and the day they ended Young Justice should've been never
if you say you hated all of the Spider-Man movies
but you've seen them a hundred times
you're a coooooomiiiiic NERD!

if you don't care how much that book is worth
cause you're never gonna sell it
never gonna sell it
then you my friend are a comic book nerd
a cooooomiiiic

if you're waiting for a woman with Power Girl's breasts
you're a comic nerd, a comic nerd
if you're willing to argue over which Robin's best
you're a comic nerd (it's Tim) a comic nerd

if Wednesday is your favorite day of the week
in your house long boxes are all you can see
if you wanna be a superhero for Stan Lee
then scream Excelsior! cause you're just like me
you're a coooooomiiiiiic NERD!

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from #2, released May 22, 2016
written & performed by. feildmouse
name calling: William Pentecost-Bratton, Lenora Pentecost-Bratton, Brittney Wagner
samples from The Adventures of Superman, Revenge of the Nerds, The Simpsons, Jed Whedon, and Stan Lee

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