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Hawkeye
01:59
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she's the girl with the plan
steady eye, steady hand
bout to open up a can
she's Hawkeye!
hey hey, what's that sound?
it's the bow strings tightening and targets being found
by arrows that are launched into bad guys' ways
if you're looking for help
then Kate is here to save the day
she's the girl with the plan
steady eye, steady hand
about to open a can
she's Hawkeye!
no villain's she won't pursue
no good deed she won't do
three cheers heard from me and you
for Hawkeye!
hey hey, Young Avengers assemble
"mmbut she's got no powers"
fool don't be so simple
her arrows won't miss their mark
her bite is worse than her bark
young criminals shouldn't start
because you'll wish she was Stark
but..
she's the girl with the plan
steady eye, steady hand
about to open a can
she's Hawkeye!
no villain's she won't pursue
no good deed she won't do
three cheers heard from me and you
for Hawkeye!
Clint Barton he's our man
but if he can't do it
Kate Bishop can!
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A Night In Gotham
02:27
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a crash in the night
i hope i didn't set off the alarm
the timing was right
and i brought with me my good luck charm
the payoff is handsome
and the work ain't too hard
when they pay off this ransom
i'll be living it large
alright
nothing can stop me now
stick to the plan
and we will get away scot free
show me your hands
and everyone drop to your knees
give me all of your money
and you won't get hurt
if you don't wanna face the business end
you wanna face the dirt
alright
nothing can stop me now
crash in the night
there's a black mass where my friend once stood
i panic with fright
because the situation is no longer good
some sort of blunt object
has shattered my hand
and my jaw is now broken
cause i didn't understand that
Batman never loses
Batman always wins
i wake up in ICU with a doctor standing over me
they had to wire my mouth shut before they gave me to the police
my mouth will never heal right
and i have terrors in the night
so you can try with all your might
but you might as well not fight
because
Batman never loses
Batman always wins
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Bullseye Kills Everybody
03:57
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it all started with a contract
that Bullseye finally cashed in
a hit was put out on the Punisher
and Bullseye had the skills to win
so he picked a date, and planned the action
planned each detail to the fraction
when death and Castle finally met
Bullseye wasn't finished yet
Daredevil don't know what to do
his worst nightmare is coming true
when Bullseye kills everybody
Bullseye kills everybody
they found Elektra in a noose
cause she didn't want to face the truth
that Bullseye's killing everybody
Bullseye's killing everybody
Bullseye killed Dr. Strange
with a scalpel to his brain
and then he wasted Spider-Man
with the fingernails of Mary Jane
he hit Bruce Banner with a roofie
and blew his ass right through the roof he
poisoned Wolverine with bleach
while he was hanging out with Leech
Daredevil don't know what to do
his worst nightmare is coming true
when Bullseye kills everybody
Bullseye kills everybody
they found Elektra in a noose
cause she didn't want to face the truth
that Bullseye's killing everybody
Bullseye's killing everybody
Bullseye killed Iron Man
with a bottle cap through the skull
he launched a boat at Prince Namor
and he crushed him with the hull
he hit Cap America in the eye
with the bone from Ant Man's giant thigh
he killed Hawkeye just to show who's best
and then he hit Wasp with a chicken breast
Daredevil don't know what to do
his worst nightmare is coming true
when Bullseye kills everybody
Bullseye kills everybody
they found Elektra in a noose
cause she didn't want to face the truth
that Bullseye's killing everybody
Bullseye's killing everybody
the Baxter Building crumbled down
and no one is sure how
but i'm pretty sure i saw Bullseye
knocking that thing down!
yeah yeah yeah yeah
Bullseye killed Black Bolt and his crew
with a cleverly placed bomb
he even killed that baby Carnage
while he was crying about his mom
OH
Bullseye killed Black Panther
with a cinnamon honey bun
and Bullseye killed the Sentry
though no one knew it could be done
he killed all the heroes, big and small
and when he finished with them all
he took his game to the next level
and Bullseye fucking killed Daredevil
who didn't quite know what to do
his worst nightmare was coming true
and Bullseye killed everybody
Bullseye killed everybody
and what's left for him to do
he may come here and kill you too
cause Bullseye's killing everybody
Bullseye's killing everybody
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Justin <3's Dick
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my friend Justin really likes Dick (grayson)
you can ask him and he'll tell you all about it
every christmas he gets a new Dick (grayson)
he's got a bunch of them in different shapes and sizes
once a week he comes to my house
pulls out his dick and plays with it in front of my spouse
we're all used to it
no one questions it
Justin loves Dick
Grayson
one day my girlfriend played with his Dick (grayson)
i wasn't bothered but Justin didn't like it
he's really careful when it comes to his Dick (grayson)
his favorite one is blue & black and 13 inches
sometimes in public Justin pulls out his Dick (grayson)
he's really proud and likes to show it off
i've never witnessed such a passion for Dick (grayson)
he's got the pictures, statues, and toys to show it
Justin loves Dick (grayson)
Justin needs more Dick (grayson)
there can never be enough Dick
when it comes to him
…Grayson!
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