Bullseye Kills Everybody

from #1 by Feildmouse

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Bullseye is one of my favorite villains, so this is my secret fantasy of a major Marvel event

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it all started with a contract
that Bullseye finally cashed in
a hit was put out on the Punisher
and Bullseye had the skills to win
so he picked a date, and planned the action
planned each detail to the fraction
when death and Castle finally met
Bullseye wasn't finished yet

Daredevil don't know what to do
his worst nightmare is coming true
when Bullseye kills everybody
Bullseye kills everybody
they found Elektra in a noose
cause she didn't want to face the truth
that Bullseye's killing everybody
Bullseye's killing everybody

Bullseye killed Dr. Strange
with a scalpel to his brain
and then he wasted Spider-Man
with the fingernails of Mary Jane
he hit Bruce Banner with a roofie
and blew his ass right through the roof he
poisoned Wolverine with bleach
while he was hanging out with Leech

Daredevil don't know what to do
his worst nightmare is coming true
when Bullseye kills everybody
Bullseye kills everybody
they found Elektra in a noose
cause she didn't want to face the truth
that Bullseye's killing everybody
Bullseye's killing everybody

Bullseye killed Iron Man
with a bottle cap through the skull
he launched a boat at Prince Namor
and he crushed him with the hull
he hit Cap America in the eye
with the bone from Ant Man's giant thigh
he killed Hawkeye just to show who's best
and then he hit Wasp with a chicken breast

Daredevil don't know what to do
his worst nightmare is coming true
when Bullseye kills everybody
Bullseye kills everybody
they found Elektra in a noose
cause she didn't want to face the truth
that Bullseye's killing everybody
Bullseye's killing everybody

the Baxter Building crumbled down
and no one is sure how
but i'm pretty sure i saw Bullseye
knocking that thing down!

yeah yeah yeah yeah
Bullseye killed Black Bolt and his crew
with a cleverly placed bomb
he even killed that baby Carnage
while he was crying about his mom
OH
Bullseye killed Black Panther
with a cinnamon honey bun
and Bullseye killed the Sentry
though no one knew it could be done
he killed all the heroes, big and small
and when he finished with them all
he took his game to the next level
and Bullseye fucking killed Daredevil

who didn't quite know what to do
his worst nightmare was coming true
and Bullseye killed everybody
Bullseye killed everybody
and what's left for him to do
he may come here and kill you too
cause Bullseye's killing everybody
Bullseye's killing everybody

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from #1, released November 6, 2014
written, recorded, & performed - Fieldmouse
samples from 20th Century Fox's Daredevil

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