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The Comic Nerd Anthem
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if you know every lantern oath written by heart
you're a comic nerd, a comic nerd
if you can recognize Jim Lee by his art
you're a comic nerd, a comic nerd
if the best Joss Whedon story you've ever read
is the story you found in Astonishing X-Men
if you want all your friends to really believe
that you understood Batman R.I.P.
you're a coooooomiiiiiic NERD!
if you think Tommy Lee Jones was a horrible Two Face
you're a comic nerd, a comic nerd
if you only place bets on a Superman/Flash race
you're a comic nerd, a comic nerd
if you think Mark Hamill was the best Joker ever
and the day they ended Young Justice should've been never
if you say you hated all of the Spider-Man movies
but you've seen them a hundred times
you're a coooooomiiiiic NERD!
if you don't care how much that book is worth
cause you're never gonna sell it
never gonna sell it
then you my friend are a comic book nerd
a cooooomiiiic
if you're waiting for a woman with Power Girl's breasts
you're a comic nerd, a comic nerd
if you're willing to argue over which Robin's best
you're a comic nerd (it's Tim) a comic nerd
if Wednesday is your favorite day of the week
in your house long boxes are all you can see
if you wanna be a superhero for Stan Lee
then scream Excelsior! cause you're just like me
you're a coooooomiiiiiic NERD!
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Super Zero
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oooooooooooooohhhhh
let me tell you 'bout a girl named Dru
(Super Zero)
who'll do anything to save me and you
(Super Zero)
like lie down with irradiated bugs
or ask for powers from a conjured demon
or hire a man to mug her parents with guns
they'll understand when she one day saves them
Super Zero's a Super Hero!
there's only so much a teenager can do
(Super Zero)
when space monsters say humanity is through
(Super Zero)
and on that day who will answer the call?
i'll place my money on Paladina!
to come and make Earth's enemy's fall
and all her doubters will finally see it
Super Zero's a Super Hero!
nobody is born super
but Dru was still born a hero
she's just gonna have to improvise the rest of it!
let me tell you 'bout a girl named Dru
(Super Hero)
who'll do anything to save me and you
(Super Hero)
there's only so much a teenager can do
(Super Hero)
when space monsters say humanity is through
but
Super Zero's a Super Hero
Super Zero's a Super Hero!
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They chomp, chomp chomp chomp at your door
then they march march march and they chomp some more
you hear that skitter skitter in your wall
you'll know your about to take a fall
you're not about to meet with Johnny 5
these Mousers make sure you're no longer alive
they chomp chomp chomp chomp at your door
then they march march march and they chomp some more
the T-1000 seems pretty elite
but John Connor never keeps his eyes on his feet
Neo would've never took the Matrix offline
if the Architect had called for Mouser time
they chomp chomp chomp chomp at your door
then they march march march and they chomp some more
you choke back a tear with bicentennial man
but these little robot rodents don't have time for emotion
Ripley may have learned that Bishop was her friend
but when the mousers hit the ship she won't trust robots again
they chomp chomp chomp chomp at your door
then they march march march and they chomp some more
what will you do when the mousers come?
there's nowhere to hide
there's nowhere to run
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I'm buying all of your comics from A to Z
from Where Monsters Dwell to Bloody Mary
Ghost Rider Trail of Tears and Thor Vikings
your Punisher run's the only one I'm liking
this is a love song for Garth Ennis
The Saint of Killers is on a killing spree
but Jesse Custer won't take shit from anybody
Wormwood and Jesus turned their backs on destiny
while Hitman's busy pissing off the Justice League
this is a love song for Garth Ennis
super hero comics
may run the industry
even in the movies and tv
but the Avengers should get nervous
and Arrow just might pee
when Billy Butcher and his Boys break free
i love you Garth Ennis!
it's a love song for Garth Ennis
John Constantine, Midnighter, and Judge Dredd
The Darkness, Dicks, Dan Dare, and Johnny Red
Crossed and Caliban make it hard to sleep at night
Battlefields and War Stories reveal the soldier's plight
Rover Red Charlie will make you shed a tear
the Pro's about a prostitute who's there when danger's near
A Train Called Love and Section 8 are both weird as shit
i even bought Treehouse of Horror just because you're in it
i love you Garth Ennis
it's a love song for Garth Ennis
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